Church members, please read.

Jesus came not to be served, but to serve. What an example for all to follow. But how many churches are full of those whiners instead of winners? How many whiners instead of servers?

In church history pastors have served enough whiners to circle the globe at least once. I won't mention all the whiners and what they whine about in the church. Why don't we just tell those members to shut up, get off the pot, get their heads out of the pickle jar and stay away from prune juice?

Let's kick our whining members out of the nursery and just let em sit in their own pew or was it pewww -E. I'm tired of all the whining so I decided to whine about the whining but I'm sure all the whiners will blame me for their whining so they can keep whining and instead continue their whining to others so that the others will start whining until the church is full of whiners who spend their lives making more whining members. If church whiners do enter the world where people live and work they still whine about all the non-whiners who serve them but never well enough.

Pastors, we must stop baptizing in lemon juice and serving prune juice at potlucks.