What if Farming Was More Like Christianity?

What if...
*Farming would be more about the barns than the fields.
*Farmers would pretty much stay around the barns and have an office there.
*The best farmer would be the one with the biggest barn.
*Farmers would pray for it to rain in the barn and then pray for the barn to catch on fire.
*Farmers would both plow and plant inside the barn.
*Farmers could get voted out of the barn, similiar to the TV show, "Survivior".
*Because of all the activity inside the barn, they would develop a bad odor.
*Due to the focus on the barn, the fields would grow more wild.
*Activity outside the barn would become more like hunting.
*Farmers would have more conventions, and while they were away, sometimes wild animals
would come into the barn and cause all kinds of havoc.
*The best farmers would be those who could give a sound talk about agriculture and use large
words.

NOW WHAT IF, CHRISTIANITY WAS MORE LIKE FARMING?

-Anonymous