The most rediculous item of the day

I cannot resist a pot shot here. The most rediculous item of the day! I'm still -well you see for yourself.

Yesterday I received a promotional copy of the magazine called "Your Church" and before tossing it I decided to take a glance. I got through it pretty fast since I don't need buildings, budgets or more butts in pews. Before doing what I always do, I glanced at the back cover and something caught my eye. It was amazing!

Let me set it up for you.

A full color picture of a pastor in a suit standing in front of His new church sign!

The add reads:

Ready for a quality sign?
How one church grew from 200 to 800 in just 6 months. Living Water church grew from 200 to 800...in just 6 months! How? They used a quality sign from RobSon to tell their community about their quality ministries.

"To date, we're up over 300 percent. The RobSon sign is by far the number one reason." -Pastor Terry Howell

(My brief comments)
Doesn't everyone wish they had one of these quality church signs?
Don't you wish you could have all the excitement a quality church sign brings?
Your answer to bringing in more people - a new quality church sign.
Let's all get a new quality church sign and advance the cause of Christ.
Finally my answer to getting more people in church, a new quality church sign.

Now the signs are nice (check em out www.RobsonSign.com). If you check out the site click on testimonials.

Remember they say, "It is a proven fact that a high-quality church sign will typically increase your church attendance over 10% a year."

Quality church signs are going fast -get yours while there is still time!